Having just taken a physics test, he found himself staring down the barrel of a pop-quiz on reading comprehension in tenth grade English. The task was simple: a short essay on the plot and symbolism of Lorraine Hansberry's A Raisin in the Sun, the previous week's reading assignment. Chuck D was not prepared for this.
Oh, he'd read the book, alright, but not in a way that fostered quick recall. So he had to improvise. Laying down ream after ream of carefully-rethought bullshit (you can see the progression of his thoughts in the cross-outs), he postulates as a thesis statement that the book shows "the proper way in which the black should show their disgustsfaction with society." Naturally continuing in that ever-so-culturally-sensitive vein, he refers to the play itself as Rassen in Da Sun. He then conflates Raisin with Death of a Salesman, referring to the Loman family (rather than the correct Youngers) over the course of the essay. Following several sentences about how plants die (unsuccessfully in the service of explaining a metaphor), his memory of the play's development erodes, and he relates that "some stuff happens" before the entrance of a new character, whose name (Joseph Asagai) he very nearly remembers: "This new guy, Anewgu..." Then...some more stuff happens, and he can't think anymore.
Perhaps the best part of this essay is that, despite the teacher going on a rather forceful diatribe about the worthlessness of this essay and Chuck D's chances in college, she still gave him 3/5 for his efforts.
A transliteration, done by the Archives' best graphologists, follows below, with teacher's comments in red.
Transliteration:
Chuck D
Literature is a blend of
Me before physics test: [happy stick figure] "Yeah, school" I want to learn...me want to be smart!!
Me after physics test: [stick figure on the floor] "MEH!!" me stupid, me fail physics test, me no care about finishing essay, me tired.
You know, I hope, that this isn't even worth my time to read. Is this how you're planning on getting through college? Or life? When it gets tough, suck it up! It will only get harder, & your college professors aren't as nice as I am. Believe it or not.
I actually had no clue the new guy's name. So I named him "A-new-gu(y)". I think I earned those 3 points right there.
ReplyDeleteP.S. I really did fail that physics test. Never miss a Mr. Bross test. I still haven't recovered from that re-test.