Snow Blanco and the Seven Thugs

Another top-shelf submission from the author of Butcher, this synthesis of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves and Scarface was handed in for a fable-writing project, though I never received word of whether he was reprimanded for it. Note the Jay-Z reference, as well as the fact that all of the stories posted so far would make excellent Jerry Bruckheimer screenplays without changing a single word.