Comment Sheet

To tide you over, a short little nugget - the author of Butcher and Snow Blanco at it again. Having nabbed a copy of a school comment card, he added absurdist comments for his own class. The actual teacher comment is pretty good, too, if you ever wanted to know what the badly-behaved kids took home to their moms. Text follows below.

Text of the handwritten section:

Name Hxxxxx Hxxxxx Hxxxxx H, Chris
Course Stock Market 101/Juggling/Lamaze

This course is designed to teach the student the dangers of running and operating a vegetarian salad bar on top of a nuclear reactor.
Chris is without doubt an extremely friendly yet clean person. While he has his faults, his shortcomings are great. He scored a perfect $5 on his last test, but he does know that 6.4 equals make-out. He is a dirty little bastard and I am pleased and disgusted to have him in class.